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12 airplane situations that people have to face

At the time of the first aircraft, novice pilots were teased with sticky asses. Vapors of castor oil, which served as a lubricant for motors, provoked a slight diarrhea in the pilots, and there were no toilets in the sky …

12 airplane situations that people have to face
Experienced flyers fought this with berry moonshine with an astringent effect. And this was only the beginning of many nasty and disgusting phenomena that people have to face when flying on airplanes.

You can’t die on airplanes
The death of anyone in the sky is such a bureaucratic trap that many airlines go on a direct forgery, just to hide this fact and not create problems. The stewardess will cover the corpse with a blanket with her head, fasten it tight and politely hiss in the ear to the neighbors in the chair: “Sit and endure.” No, if there is anywhere, you will be transplanted, but usually you have to pretend that the poor fellow simply “got drunk and sleeping.”

The stewardess will cover the corpse with a blanket with her head

Used, all used there
Headsets, cloth napkins and other small items are allegedly taken out by the new ones from the packaging and handed out to passengers. But who will believe that all these items are truly disposable? The question, rather, is this: did they just wipe them with a rag after the previous flight or at least disinfect them?

Animals have more privileges than humans
Animals can enter the cabin of an airliner only if they have a vest of a “guide animal” or a collar of a “therapeutic animal” that help people with disabilities. These are dogs, and pigs, and monkeys, and even ponies, which need to be placed, fed and served in flight. Theoretically, they are well trained, but in practice, you can run the pig as much as you like without spoiling your seat and all to no avail. You will be fined for this and blacklisted, the animal will not.

Animals have more privileges than humans

Neighbors in a number of different interests
It turns out that you can’t forbid an adult to watch porn on a tablet on an airplane, without headphones. Even if there are small children nearby. And in general, watch 18+ content, like a documentary movie about cannibals or a coprophilia guide. You can only ask to make the sound quieter, but no one is required to listen to your request. And yes, the same applies to high-profile children’s cartoons.

Turbulence and vomiting
The human vestibular apparatus is weak, because no one trains him except military pilots. And modern technologies make the flight soft and inconspicuous, so gluttons and stuff their bellies to the eyeballs. But then the pilot says: “Buckle up, enter the turbulence zone” and the contents of the stomachs, and intestines too, rush outward. The dirty truth.

Animals have more privileges than humans

Diapers change in plain sight
Yes, not all models of airplanes have a changing table, but even if they are, the real “Press” is not bothered by such a trifle. The stinky diaper will be changed in front of everyone, and then they will shrillly demand that the stewardess or other passengers take it to the trash, because the hands are busy at the very same place.

There is no drinking water on board
No, of course there is – bottled, and very often lately for a fee. A free slurry comes from a large tank shared with the bathroom, where it is poured from a normal water supply at the airport. By standards – fine! By the way, coffee on the plane in some airlines brew from it.

Animals have more privileges than humans

Awkward sex
Legends about the “club of 1000 miles” and the like provoke people to arrange intercourse in flight, often just “for show”, then to say “Yes, we did it”. But how to do it, when and what other passengers think, is usually ignored. As a result, a lot of embarrassing and frankly ugly situations with grief-lovers in flight.

Jokes are bad with pressure
An airplane is such a tight “pan” in which a comfortable air pressure is maintained. But it happens that automation fails. This very rarely leads to real disasters, but an inflatable balloon bursting from a pressure drop, a vessel in the nose or a bag for a colostomy is a prosaic reality.

Animals have more privileges than humans

Liquid does not rub well
You can be doused, by accident or on purpose, you yourself can be doused, the plane sometimes gets into an air hole and then everything is doused. It’s okay, besides the fact, you have to sit with a wet spot until the end of the flight. Where to go? Neither change clothes nor wash clothes, only napkins by cabin crew. And that’s it.

Toilets are dangerous
I recall a disgusting case in which no one is to blame, but still bad. The passenger went to the toilet, managed to thoroughly empty his intestines, when suddenly the plane falls sharply into the air hole, falling five meters down. Inside, all loose objects “jumped” and the contents of the toilet, too, and then fell. The one who was locked in a cramped toilet cubicle. You will not envy.

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